Tooth Fairy trailer: the tooth is, we've been here before (2024)

Remember that film you saw that time when you were hungover and there was nothing else on? You know the one: it was about a hard-bitten professional losing sight of the magic of Christmas or something. And then something weird and supernatural happened to them and they physically turned into the thing they'd been so cynical about and remembered how important magic and childhood was after all? And then you saw that film again, on a plane, only starring someone different? And then your niece asked for something remarkably like it for her birthday?

Well, it turns out they've made it again. Same film. This time it's starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

And it's about the tooth fairy. Because apparently we've run out of good mythical figures, and are now reduced to exposing our children to the magical adventures of the dental assistants of the fantasy world.

Still. It must be a good film, right? Otherwise they wouldn't have made it quite so many times.

The new twist on it this time is that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson – unimpressively called Derek "The Tooth Fairy" Thompson here, which isn't much of an improvement – is an ice-hockey player.

A particularly mean one, with a talent for hitting people so hard their teeth are sent flying.

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Derek is under threat from younger, feistier hockey players – although below he appears to be perhaps more of an erotic inspiration to one of the younger fellas in the background, and we should probably just draw a curtain across that. Or a towel, perhaps.

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Under pressure at work and apparently not a very good example to the kids, he breaks a cardinal rule and almost tells a beautiful little girl that there's no such thing as the tooth fairy.

And that, apparently, is what leads him to receive a punishment from the high fairy council (tooth department) – a week as a tooth fairy.

"With hilarious consequences!" That's what comes next, right? That's what always comes next, whether it's true or not.

He learns to fly, which involves a pinch of dubious physics and a bucketload of being hit in the gonads with tennis balls, setting the tone for the rest of the jokes.

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And, as he goes through fairy training and gadget preparation work, Dwayne-Derek "The Tooth Rock Fairy" Johnson-Thompson is seen to be co-starring with:

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a) Julie Andrews, reprising her traditional role as some kind of bizarrely ageless fairy godmother.
b) Billy Crystal, who appears to be playing pretty much the same mad old magic man as in The Princess Bride.
c) Stephen Merchant, who appears to be playing "officious and tall" as perfectly as ever.
d) A giant pussycat. Who hasn't, to my knowledge, been typecast (apart from as a cat), but does provide a handy nickname for Dwayne Johnson if he ever fancies going back to wrestling after all these sodding children's films.

And then he's set loose to visit children in their nightly repose and exchange monies for body parts. I have always said that tooth fairy thing was weird. Regardless, this is what happens.

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Anyway, this reluctant tooth fairy begins his new job unhappily but, as time progresses, decides he can be the best tooth fairy in the world – announcing, ice-hockey-suited up and all cricky of neck at 1min 30sec: "But I'm doing it … MY WAY." With … all together now … hilarious consequences.

Sigh.

And that's all there is to it. At some point in there, you can be sure, he rediscovers the magic of childhood and reconnects with both his own inner child and his family. And maybe that guy in the locker room, too. Who knows?

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That's the marketing slogan you just know they thought up way before any of the rest of the film went into production.

And you know what, they might be right. I'm not sure that many people can, but those studio execs almost certainly won't care. Why? Because the target market, the ones who may demand to watch it over and over again, probably while tugging on the end of your arm and in an increasingly whiny voice? They can handle it. And the rest of the world? Well, that's what Boxing Day and aeroplanes and the phrase "I'm sure I've seen this film before" were invented for.

Tooth Fairy trailer: the tooth is, we've been here before (2024)

FAQs

How do you answer the question about the tooth fairy? ›

Consider the true meaning behind the question.

Ask them why they ask or what their thoughts are on the topic. If you feel they are ready for the truth, give it to them. But, if they seem like they are holding on to the hope that the Tooth Fairy is real, give them a chance to believe.

Is the Tooth Fairy real yes or no answer? ›

They point out that there is no scientific evidence to support the existence of the tooth fairy. Additionally, some parents admit to playing the role of the tooth fairy themselves, further fueling doubts about its reality.

What to say when asked if Tooth Fairy is real? ›

Follow Your Child's Lead

A great way to determine the answer is to respond, "Why do you ask?" or "What do you think?" If he or she seems ready for the truth, give it to them. However, if they want to hold on to the story a bit longer, simply say, "Well, I absolutely believe in the magic of the tooth fairy!"

What does the Tooth Fairy do with the teeth answer? ›

What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth? Tooth fairies use some of the collected teeth to build their fairy kingdom. Have you ever noticed how solid and pristine white a tooth is? It's perfect for these little fairies to make their solid and white fairy castles.

Is 11 too old to believe in Tooth Fairy? ›

Many kids are more than happy to stay in the magic a little longer, and we encourage parents to support this. Childhood is short, and the tooth fairy lives in an even shorter span within that time, so we at FlutterPop think kids should get to believe in the magic as long as it works for them.

How to explain Tooth Fairy isn't real? ›

Be Honest, But Keep It Age-Appropriate

Explain that the tooth fairy is a fantasy story that many believe in but is inaccurate. Remember that even though the tooth fairy stories for kids may not be real, the fun and joy of losing a tooth and receiving a reward is still genuine.

At what age should a child stop believing in the Tooth Fairy? ›

While the last baby teeth generally aren't lost until age ten or 11, most children stop believing in the tooth fairy by the time they're seven or eight. Of course, children are more than happy to play along with the game when there's money at stake!

Is The Tooth Fairy a guy or a girl? ›

There is also no agreement on what exactly the tooth fairy looks like. Around 75% of people believe the tooth fairy is a female, while others believe in a male or animal form. The tooth fairy's appearance also varies from imagination to imagination, says Renfro.

When should I tell my kid the Tooth Fairy isn't real? ›

It can be difficult to determine an appropriate age to tell kids the truth about the tooth fairy. Children typically start to question whether the tooth fairy is real between the ages of 4 and 7. If a child is younger than 4, it might be wise to conceal the truth for a little while longer.

Is Tooth Fairy in real? ›

The tooth fairy may not be real, but it's still a fun way to talk to your kids about their oral health. Lombard dentist, Dr. Brett Blacher likes to make pediatric dentistry fun for kids and is always ready to encourage preventative dentistry to all his patients, young and old.

Can I call the Tooth Fairy? ›

833-88-FAIRY (833-883-2479)

You can call Dr. Tooth Fairy any time, 7 days a week at 833-88-FAIRY!!! That's 833-883-2479.

What does the Tooth Fairy do with bad teeth? ›

The Tooth Fairy is very particular about the teeth she collects and uses for her castle, so if the child's tooth has a cavity or dark spot, she will throw the bad tooth into the mouth of a big cave where it will be ground up into fairy dust. 3. The Tooth Fairy is very small and very quiet.

What time does the Tooth Fairy stop coming? ›

The Tooth Fairy stops visiting a child when they have lost all of their baby teeth or when they stop believing in the magic. Children begin loosing baby teeth between the age of four and eight. This process continues until a child is around nine to twelve years old.

Does the Tooth Fairy take the tooth or leave it? ›

21st Century tooth fairies don't necessarily remove the teeth. Some of them just leave the money. Set expectations with your little one in advance and roll with it. Get a dedicated pillow with a pocket just for teeth.

How do you explain the Tooth Fairy? ›

In popular culture. In 1927, a children's playwright, Esther Watkins Arnold, brought to life an extraordinary, elf-like creature, in an 8-page playlet. She playfully christened it as the "Tooth fairy", and this mythical creature had the power to fly around visiting young children, to collect their fallen (milk) teeth.

When should I tell my child the Tooth Fairy isn't real? ›

It can be difficult to determine an appropriate age to tell kids the truth about the tooth fairy. Children typically start to question whether the tooth fairy is real between the ages of 4 and 7. If a child is younger than 4, it might be wise to conceal the truth for a little while longer.

What should I write for the Tooth Fairy? ›

What to Write in Your Tooth Fairy Letter
  • The importance of oral hygiene. Remind your child to brush their teeth twice a day. ...
  • The circumstances around losing the tooth. Did your child tie it to the doorknob? ...
  • The answers to their tooth fairy questions.
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